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diff --git a/public/js/neverSaid.js b/public/js/neverSaid.js deleted file mode 100644 index ac0e6ae..0000000 --- a/public/js/neverSaid.js +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ -// Define an array of strings -const neverSaid = [ - "<strong>ASM:</strong> The Director liked all the props we got today.", - "<strong>PM:</strong> Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.", - "<strong>Chippie:</strong> I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.", - "<strong>Set Designer:</strong> Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.", - "<strong>Sound:</strong> Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.", - "<strong>Director:</strong> Sorry, my mistake.", - "<strong>Electrics:</strong> This equipment is more complicated than we need.", - "<strong>Performer:</strong> I really think my big scene should be cut.", - "<strong>SM:</strong> Can we do that scene change again please?", - "<strong>LX designer:</strong> Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.", - "<strong>Electrics:</strong> All the equipment works perfectly.", - "<strong>Musicians:</strong> So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.", - "<strong>Wardrobe:</strong> Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?", - "<strong>Workshop:</strong> I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.", - "<strong>Performer:</strong> This costume is so comfortable.", - "<strong>Admin:</strong> The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.", - "<strong>Box Office:</strong> Comps? No problem.", - "<strong>Set Designer:</strong> You're right, it looks dreadful.", - "<strong>Flyman:</strong> No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.", - "<strong>Electrics:</strong> That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.", - "<strong>Crew:</strong> No, no, I'm sure that's our job.", - "<strong>SMgt:</strong> Thanks, but I don't drink", - "<strong>Performer:</strong> Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.", - "<strong>Chippie:</strong> I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.", - "<strong>Chippie:</strong> I prefer to use these little hand drills.", - "<strong>All:</strong> Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know." -] - -// Generate a random index into the array -const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length); - -// Use document.write to output the random string -document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]); |