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| -rw-r--r-- | public/js/neverSaid.js | 35 | ||||
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diff --git a/public/css/master.css b/public/css/master.css index f0862ec..9ce1c07 100644 --- a/public/css/master.css +++ b/public/css/master.css @@ -308,7 +308,6 @@ table.gb-admin tr td.gb-message { table.info-table tr td { border: none; padding-right: 5px; - vertical-align: bottom; } table.info-table tr td h1, @@ -387,3 +386,8 @@ a:hover { margin: 0; color: var(--foreground) } + +.never-said { + width: 400px; +} + diff --git a/public/js/neverSaid.js b/public/js/neverSaid.js new file mode 100644 index 0000000..665094d --- /dev/null +++ b/public/js/neverSaid.js @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +// Define an array of strings +const neverSaid = [ + "<td><strong>ASM:</strong></td> <td>The Director liked all the props we got today.</td>", + "<td><strong>PM:</strong></td> <td>Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.</td>", + "<td><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.</td>", + "<td><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.</td>", + "<td><strong>Sound:</strong></td> <td>Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.</td>", + "<td><strong>Director:</strong></td> <td>Sorry, my mistake.</td>", + "<td><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>This equipment is more complicated than we need.</td>", + "<td><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>I really think my big scene should be cut.</td>", + "<td><strong>SM:</strong></td> <td>Can we doo that scene change again please?", + "<td><strong>LX designer:</strong></td> <td>Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.</td>", + "<td><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>All the equipment works perfectly.</td>", + "<td><strong>Musicians:</strong></td> <td>So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.</td>", + "<td><strong>Wardrobe:</strong></td> <td>Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?", + "<td><strong>Workshop:</strong></td> <td>I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.</td>", + "<td><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>This costume is so comfortable.</td>", + "<td><strong>Admin:</strong></td> <td>The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.</td>", + "<td><strong>Box Office:</strong></td> <td>Comps? No problem.</td>", + "<td><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>You're right, it looks dreadful.</td>", + "<td><strong>Flyman:</strong></td> <td>No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.</td>", + "<td><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.</td>", + "<td><strong>Crew:</strong></td> <td>No, no, I'm sure that's our job.</td>", + "<td><strong>SMgt:</strong></td> <td>Thanks, but I don't drink", + "<td><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.</td>", + "<td><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.</td>", + "<td><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I prefer to use these little hand drills.</td>", + "<td><strong>All:</strong></td> <td>Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know.</td>" +] + +// Generate a random index into the array +const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length); + +// Use document.write to output the random string +document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]); diff --git a/resources/views/pages/home.blade.php b/resources/views/pages/home.blade.php index 0dc466a..3aa69c5 100644 --- a/resources/views/pages/home.blade.php +++ b/resources/views/pages/home.blade.php @@ -2,7 +2,20 @@ @section('title', 'Home') @section('description', 'This is the personal homepage of floppydisk.') @section('content') - <p>Hi! This my personal homepage on the <strong>W</strong>orld <strong>W</strong>ide <strong>W</strong>eb. + <p>Hi! This my personal homepage on the <strong>W</strong>orld <strong>W</strong>ide <strong>W</strong>eb.</p> + + <table class="info-table never-said" role="presentation"> + <caption> + <h2>Things they never said</h2> + <hr> + </caption> + <tr> + <script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="/js/neverSaid.js"></script> + <noscript><td>Oops! You need JavaScript enabled to view this content.</td></noscript> + </tr> + </table> + <br> + <table class="info-table" role="presentation"> <caption> |