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| -rw-r--r-- | app/Http/Controllers/HomeController.php | 8 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | app/View/Components/NeverSaid.php | 34 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | app/View/Components/TohQuote.php | 35 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | config/quotes.php | 959 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | public/js/randomQuote.js | 69 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | resources/views/components/never-said.blade.php | 3 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | resources/views/components/toh-quote.blade.php | 6 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | resources/views/home.blade.php | 5 |
8 files changed, 1041 insertions, 78 deletions
diff --git a/app/Http/Controllers/HomeController.php b/app/Http/Controllers/HomeController.php index 3fad094..7994c2c 100644 --- a/app/Http/Controllers/HomeController.php +++ b/app/Http/Controllers/HomeController.php @@ -5,14 +5,12 @@ namespace App\Http\Controllers; use Illuminate\View\View; use DateTime; -class HomeController extends Controller -{ +class HomeController extends Controller { /** * Returns age based on birthday date and current date (GMT) * @return int */ - function returnAge(): int - { + function returnAge(): int { date_default_timezone_set('Europe/London'); $birthday = new DateTime("2005-06-07"); $currentDate = DateTime::createFromFormat("Y-m-d", date("Y-m-d")); @@ -24,7 +22,7 @@ class HomeController extends Controller * Shows home page * @return View */ - public function show() : View { + public function show(): View { return view('home', [ 'age' => $this->returnAge() ]); diff --git a/app/View/Components/NeverSaid.php b/app/View/Components/NeverSaid.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c9e1006 --- /dev/null +++ b/app/View/Components/NeverSaid.php @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +<?php + +namespace App\View\Components; + +use Closure; +use Illuminate\Contracts\View\View; +use Illuminate\View\Component; + +class NeverSaid extends Component +{ + /** + * Create a new component instance. + */ + public function __construct() + { + // + } + + function returnQuote(): array { + $quotes = config('quotes.neversaid'); + $index = rand(0, count($quotes) - 1); + return $quotes[$index]; + } + + /** + * Get the view / contents that represent the component. + */ + public function render(): View|Closure|string + { + return view('components.never-said', [ + "quote" => $this->returnQuote() + ]); + } +} diff --git a/app/View/Components/TohQuote.php b/app/View/Components/TohQuote.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a53d713 --- /dev/null +++ b/app/View/Components/TohQuote.php @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +<?php + +namespace App\View\Components; + +use Closure; +use Illuminate\Contracts\View\View; +use Illuminate\View\Component; + +class TohQuote extends Component +{ + /** + * Create a new component instance. + */ + public function __construct() + { + // + } + + function returnQuote(): array { + $quotes = config('quotes.toh'); + $index = rand(0, count($quotes) - 1); + return $quotes[$index]; + } + + + /** + * Get the view / contents that represent the component. + */ + public function render(): View|Closure|string + { + return view('components.toh-quote',[ + 'quote' => $this->returnQuote() + ]); + } +} diff --git a/config/quotes.php b/config/quotes.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c1261be --- /dev/null +++ b/config/quotes.php @@ -0,0 +1,959 @@ +<?php +return [ + "toh" => [ + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "EDA", + "line" => "Ahh sure. Spare us." + ], + [ + "character" => "LILITH", + "line" => "Woe to us whose fates are sealed." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "EDA", + "line" => "Hey freeloaders! Guess what today is!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "EDA", + "line" => "Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Can it, Fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "EDA", + "line" => "There is one way, but it's terribly dangerous and partially illegal." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "GUS CLONE", + "line" => "I'd rather die than expose my secrets!" + ], + [ + "character" => "GUS", + "line" => "Then die, you shall!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "LUZ", + "line" => "Vee, you're giving up too quick!" + ], + [ + "character" => "VEE", + "line" => "I'm being realistic." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E10" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "LUZ", + "line" => "I have questions about that name..." + ], + [ + "character" => "LILITH", + "line" => "And I have questions about my life!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E12" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "EMIRA", + "line" => "We can shout as loud as we want, but money always shouts louder." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E20" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "VEE", + "line" => "Uhh, no, I'm new in town, I just have one of those faces! But, ju-just one, the normal amount of face." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S3E01" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "RAINE", + "line" => "You Know I Hate These Things. Talking To People. Waving To People. People." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Who dares intrude upon I, the King of Demons?!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Try to catch me when I’m covered in grease! I'm a squirmy little fella." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "My crown! Yes, yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Ha‐ha!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Weh?" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "That was actually one of her better breakups!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I AM NOT YOUR CUTIE-PIE!!!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Ha! Good luck. The Boiling Isles is nothing but a cesspool of despair." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Finally, all that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Less talky, more nappy." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Can't mistake her smell. Like lemons and young, naïve confidence." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E2" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I have no son! Eat salt!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E3" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Even demons have inner demons." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Bap!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Remember when her head got cut off last week? That woman can survive anything. She's probably just tired from staying up all night chasing shrews and voles." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "That voice. That horrific voice!!!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E4" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Show me the picture! Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Are you bestowing gifts upon me? Yes! I accept your offering! The King of Demons is back!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Cupcakes in my tummy-tum makes the King say yummy-yum!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Mmm? Oh, yeah. No." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E5" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E6" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "King? Who's King? I go by Little Bone Boy now." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E6" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E7" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "What does Luz know about problems anyway? All she has is dumb teen drama! She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "My life is a living nightmare!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Fight to the death!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I've got some... very confusing emotions right now." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "All right, you acne‐encrusted hormone buckets. Let's go let out some teen angst!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E8" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E9" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E10" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "(Rage squeals + +)" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E10" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece? Anyone brave enough?" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I've always wanted a people chair! I'm in! This will be my first step in my reclamation of power!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I'm sorry, my lawyer advised me not to look at unsolicited work." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "What's a book? Good night!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Military discipline, cooking! Ha, I truly am a demon for all seasons! Just a dash of Eda's secret sauce and I'm the creator of life!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "This day shall live in infamy." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E12" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Assume a coefficient of ten, carry the two, solve for Y, and that is the way to steal a pie from a windowsill! Also you can eat trash." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Ah, days like these make being a teacher all worth it." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E13" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? Looks like I'm toast!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Beat up the man and steal his things for me!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E14" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I'm gonna bake that kid into a pie!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E15" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I FORGE MY OWN PATH!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Why am I doing this? I don't even wear clothes!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Ha! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh, did you know the earth is actually flat!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "We're going to turn this blood-bath into a fun-bath!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Girl, you can pull off anything! Up top! We're style geniuses!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Now I am king and queen! Best of both things!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Yes! Now I’ll strike fear into my enemies with this armor of intimidation." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E17" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "You know what, when she first got here, I thought we were gonna eat her. But now I only think of that, like, sometimes." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E18" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "The cake is me!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E18" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Me and Eda don't always see eye to eye, but I do consider her family. I want her back as much as you do." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E19" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "We'll have to do something so diabolical, so criminally insane, that they'll have to send us to the Conformatorium." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S1E19" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I'm never letting you go! You're never returning to the human realm!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "King want a cracker!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E1" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Weh? Yeah yeah, I'll deal with it. No one ever said power came with responsibility..." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl + + House, S2E2" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "The King of Demons yields to no one!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E3" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Ah, the chamber where I would devour the hearts of my foes. The taste was cold and bitter, but I bet yours would be sweet, Luz." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E3" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Is that a six-footed pig or a floating appendage? Why, no! It's Gus the Illusion Master. Please leave a message." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E5" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "And weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh, and weh!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E7" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Haha! Saint Epiderm? More like Stank Epiderm!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E7" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "DID YOU OWL PELLET ME?!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E8" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "You look like one of my hairballs. Let's just do the trench coat thing!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E9" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Guess minecart chases are a lot more dangerous than video games make'em seem." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E9" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "I can't wait to eat HUMAN snacks!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E10" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "It was the... yeast I could do." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "With my love of mayhem and Hooty’s desperate need for attention, this’ll be a cake walk!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E11" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Hey, Eda, look! \"Dear sister, join the Emperor's Coven and together, we can become gods!\"" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E12" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Ooh! That'll work great when birds try to fly away with me." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E14" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "What you need is a healthy distractions from your problems. Like breakfast!" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E14" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Is this thing on? Demon King to Luzura, you copy?" + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "Uh, oh. Uh... Hable más lento, por favor." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S2E16" + ], + [ + "lines" => [ + [ + "character" => "KING", + "line" => "The Collector is just a little kid. A scary, powerful one, but… also… sad, and alone. I don’t know, this whole time, I was scared of making him mad, but… I think I can relate to him." + ] + ], + "attribution" => "The Owl House, S3E1" + ] + ], + "neversaid" => [ + [ + "name" => "ASM", + "quote" => "The Director liked all the props we got today." + ], + [ + "name" => "PM", + "quote" => "Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific." + ], + [ + "name" => "Chippie", + "quote" => "I don't know, let's look at the ground plan." + ], + [ + "name" => "Set Designer", + "quote" => "Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper." + ], + [ + "name" => "Sound", + "quote" => "Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them." + ], + [ + "name" => "Director", + "quote" => "Sorry, my mistake." + ], + [ + "name" => "Electrics", + "quote" => "This equipment is more complicated than we need." + ], + [ + "name" => "Performer", + "quote" => "I really think my big scene should be cut." + ], + [ + "name" => "SM", + "quote" => "Can we do that scene change again please?" + ], + [ + "name" => "LX designer", + "quote" => "Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called." + ], + [ + "name" => "Electrics", + "quote" => "All the equipment works perfectly." + ], + [ + "name" => "Musicians", + "quote" => "So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off." + ], + [ + "name" => "Wardrobe", + "quote" => "Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?" + ], + [ + "name" => "Workshop", + "quote" => "I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter." + ], + [ + "name" => "Performer", + "quote" => "This costume is so comfortable." + ], + [ + "name" => "Admin", + "quote" => "The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better." + ], + [ + "name" => "Box Office", + "quote" => "Comps? No problem." + ], + [ + "name" => "Set Designer", + "quote" => "You're right, it looks dreadful." + ], + [ + "name" => "Flyman", + "quote" => "No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret." + ], + [ + "name" => "Electrics", + "quote" => "That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault." + ], + [ + "name" => "Crew", + "quote" => "No, no, I'm sure that's our job." + ], + [ + "name" => "SMgt", + "quote" => "Thanks, but I don't drink." + ], + [ + "name" => "Performer", + "quote" => "Let me stand down here with my back to the audience." + ], + [ + "name" => "Chippie", + "quote" => "I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself." + ], + [ + "name" => "Chippie", + "quote" => "I prefer to use these little hand drills." + ], + [ + "name" => "All", + "quote" => "Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know." + ] + ] +]; diff --git a/public/js/randomQuote.js b/public/js/randomQuote.js deleted file mode 100644 index 7fbbc8a..0000000 --- a/public/js/randomQuote.js +++ /dev/null @@ -1,69 +0,0 @@ -const quotes = [ - { - "quote": "KING: \"Mmm? Oh, yeah. No.\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E05" - }, - { - "quote": "KING: \"I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down!\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E06" - }, - { - "quote": "EDA: \"Ahh sure. Spare us.\"<br>" + - "LILITH: \"Woe to us whose fates are sealed.\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E11" - }, - { - "quote": "EDA: \"Hey freeloaders! Guess what today is!\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E12" - }, - { - "quote": "EDA: \"Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E13" - }, - { - "quote": "KING: \"Can it, fangs! You don't know diddly-dang about squiddly-squat!\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E13" - }, - { - "quote": "KING: \"Holy bones, you poofed it! Call the cops, this guy's crazy!\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E14" - }, - { - "quote": "EDA: \"There is one way, but it's terribly dangerous and partially illegal.\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E15" - }, - { - "quote": "GUS CLONE: \"I'd rather die than expose my secrets!\"<br>" + - "GUS: \"Then die, you shall!\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S1E15" - }, - { - "quote": "LUZ: \"Vee, you're giving up too quick!\"<br>" + - "VEE: \"I'm being realistic.\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E10" - }, - { - "quote": "LUZ: \"I have questions about that name...\"<br>" + - "LILITH: \"And I have questions about my life!\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E12" - }, - { - "quote": "EMIRA: \"We can shout as loud as we want, but money always shouts louder.\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E20" - }, - { - "quote": "VEE: \"Uhh, no, I'm new in town, I just have one of those faces! But, ju-just one, the normal amount of face.\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S3E01" - }, - { - "quote": "RAINE: \"You Know I Hate These Things. Talking To People. Waving To People. People.\"", - "attribution": "The Owl House, S2E11" - } -]; - -const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length); -const quote = quotes[randomIndex]; - -// Use document.write to output the random string -document.write(`${quote.quote}<br><small>(${quote.attribution})</small>`); - diff --git a/resources/views/components/never-said.blade.php b/resources/views/components/never-said.blade.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9cb47b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/resources/views/components/never-said.blade.php @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +<p class="quote"> + <strong>{{ $quote["name"] }}:</strong> "{{ $quote["quote"] }}"<br> +</p> diff --git a/resources/views/components/toh-quote.blade.php b/resources/views/components/toh-quote.blade.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..898b001 --- /dev/null +++ b/resources/views/components/toh-quote.blade.php @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +<p class="quote"> + @foreach($quote["lines"] as $line) + <strong>{{ $line["character"] }}:</strong> "{{ $line["line"] }}"<br> + @endforeach + <small>({{ $quote["attribution"] }})</small> +</p> diff --git a/resources/views/home.blade.php b/resources/views/home.blade.php index a251881..75af3de 100644 --- a/resources/views/home.blade.php +++ b/resources/views/home.blade.php @@ -28,10 +28,7 @@ <div class="section"> <h2>Random Quote</h2> <hr> - <p class="quote"> - <script type="text/javascript" src="{{ asset("/js/randomQuote.js") }}"></script> - <noscript>Oops! You need JavaScript enabled to view this content.</noscript> - </p> + <x-toh-quote/> </div> <div class="section"> <h2>Contact</h2> |