Add custom error pages, pixel images, etc (also improve computers)

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diff --git a/resources/views/errors/401.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/401.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('Unauthorized'))
+@section('code', '401')
+@section('message', __('Unauthorized'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/402.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/402.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('Payment Required'))
+@section('code', '402')
+@section('message', __('Payment Required'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/403.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/403.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('Forbidden'))
+@section('code', '403')
+@section('message', __($exception->getMessage() ?: 'Forbidden'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/404.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/404.blade.php
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+++ b/resources/views/errors/404.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+@php
+abort(503)
+@endphp
+@section('content')
+
+<h1>Error 404 | <strong>Page not found!</strong></h1>
+<hr align="left">
+<h2>The page <code class="addr">/{{ Request::path() }}/</code> doesn't exist! Did you mean...</h2>
+<ul>
+    <li><a href="//www.diskfloppy.me/">diskfloppy.me</a></li>
+    <li><a href="//git.diskfloppy.me/">git.diskfloppy.me</a></li>
+    <li><a href="//weather.diskfloppy.me">weather.diskfloppy.me</a></li>
+    <li><a href="//dl.diskfloppy.me/">dl.diskfloppy.me</a></li>
+    <li><a href="https://status.diskfloppy.me">status.diskfloppy.me</a> (HTTPS Only)</li>
+    <li><a href="gopher://diskfloppy.me">gopher://diskfloppy.me</a></li>
+</ul>
+<p>Still haven't found what you were looking for or believe this is a server error? Contact the <a href="mailto:webmaster@diskfloppy.me">webmaster</a>!</p>
+<br>
+<h4>Diagnostic Info</h4>
+<table><tr><td>
+            <code>
+                Server: &nbsp;{{ gethostname() }}<br>
+                Your IP: {{ Request::ip() }}<br>
+                Epoch: &nbsp;&nbsp;{{ now()->timestamp }}<br>
+                Agent: &nbsp;&nbsp;Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:122.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/122.0	</code>
+        </td></tr></table>
+<hr align="left">
+<p>&copy; floppydisk 2021-2024</p>
+@endsection
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/418.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/418.blade.php
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+++ b/resources/views/errors/418.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('I\'m a teapot'))
+@section('code', '418')
+@section('message', __('I\'m a teapot'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/419.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/419.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('Page Expired'))
+@section('code', '419')
+@section('message', __('Page Expired'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/429.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/429.blade.php
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+++ b/resources/views/errors/429.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('Too Many Requests'))
+@section('code', '429')
+@section('message', __('Too Many Requests'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/500.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/500.blade.php
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+++ b/resources/views/errors/500.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('Server Error'))
+@section('code', '500')
+@section('message', __('Server Error'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/503.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/503.blade.php
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+++ b/resources/views/errors/503.blade.php
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+@extends('errors::minimal')
+
+@section('title', __('Service Unavailable'))
+@section('code', '503')
+@section('message', __('Service Unavailable'))
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/layout.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/layout.blade.php
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+++ b/resources/views/errors/layout.blade.php
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+    <head>
+        <meta charset="utf-8">
+        <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+
+        <title>@yield('title')</title>
+
+        <!-- Styles -->
+        <style>
+            html, body {
+                background-color: #fff;
+                color: #636b6f;
+                font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji";
+                font-weight: 100;
+                height: 100vh;
+                margin: 0;
+            }
+
+            .full-height {
+                height: 100vh;
+            }
+
+            .flex-center {
+                align-items: center;
+                display: flex;
+                justify-content: center;
+            }
+
+            .position-ref {
+                position: relative;
+            }
+
+            .content {
+                text-align: center;
+            }
+
+            .title {
+                font-size: 36px;
+                padding: 20px;
+            }
+        </style>
+    </head>
+    <body>
+        <div class="flex-center position-ref full-height">
+            <div class="content">
+                <div class="title">
+                    @yield('message')
+                </div>
+            </div>
+        </div>
+    </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/resources/views/errors/minimal.blade.php b/resources/views/errors/minimal.blade.php
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+++ b/resources/views/errors/minimal.blade.php
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+@extends('layouts.minimal')
+@section('content')
+    <h1>Error @yield('code') | <strong>@yield('message')</strong></h1>
+    <hr align="left">
+    <p>Here, have a cat...</p>
+    <img src="https://http.cat/@yield('code')" width="500"><br><br>
+    <p>If you believe this is a server error, contact the <a href="mailto:webmaster@diskfloppy.me">webmaster</a></p>
+    <br>
+    <h4>Diagnostic Info</h4>
+    <table><tr><td>
+                <code>
+                    Server: &nbsp;{{ gethostname() }}<br>
+                    Your IP: {{ Request::ip() }}<br>
+                    Root: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;{!! url('') !!}<br>
+                    Path: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;/{{ Request::path() }}/<br>
+                    Epoch: &nbsp;&nbsp;{{ now()->timestamp }}<br>
+                    Agent: &nbsp;&nbsp;Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.15; rv:122.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/122.0	</code>
+            </td></tr></table>
+    <hr align="left">
+    <p>&copy; floppydisk 2021-2024</p>
+@endsection