Merge MVC rewrite into master (#21)

* Just commit it all

* Require auth

* crap

* Update homepage

* Block AI scrapers

* Update cache update script

* Add dummy file

* Remove unnecessary lastfm config var

* Use withQueryParameters for LastFM API

* Fix embeds

* Update example env

* Smard

1 files changed, 26 insertions, 26 deletions

diff --git a/public/js/neverSaid.js b/public/js/neverSaid.js
index 5b58d60..ac0e6ae 100644
--- a/public/js/neverSaid.js
+++ b/public/js/neverSaid.js
@@ -1,31 +1,31 @@
 // Define an array of strings
 const neverSaid = [
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>ASM:</strong></td> <td>The Director liked all the props we got today.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>PM:</strong></td> <td>Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Sound:</strong></td> <td>Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Director:</strong></td> <td>Sorry, my mistake.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>This equipment is more complicated than we need.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>I really think my big scene should be cut.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>SM:</strong></td> <td>Can we doo that scene change again please?",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>LX designer:</strong></td> <td>Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>All the equipment works perfectly.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Musicians:</strong></td> <td>So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Wardrobe:</strong></td> <td>Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Workshop:</strong></td> <td>I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>This costume is so comfortable.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Admin:</strong></td> <td>The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Box Office:</strong></td> <td>Comps? No problem.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Set Designer:</strong></td> <td>You're right, it looks dreadful.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Flyman:</strong></td> <td>No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Electrics:</strong></td> <td>That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Crew:</strong></td> <td>No, no, I'm sure that's our job.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>SMgt:</strong></td> <td>Thanks, but I don't drink",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Performer:</strong></td> <td>Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>Chippie:</strong></td> <td>I prefer to use these little hand drills.</td>",
-    "<td style=\"width: 105px\"><strong>All:</strong></td> <td>Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know.</td>"
+    "<strong>ASM:</strong> The Director liked all the props we got today.",
+    "<strong>PM:</strong> Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.",
+    "<strong>Chippie:</strong> I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.",
+    "<strong>Set Designer:</strong> Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.",
+    "<strong>Sound:</strong> Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.",
+    "<strong>Director:</strong> Sorry, my mistake.",
+    "<strong>Electrics:</strong> This equipment is more complicated than we need.",
+    "<strong>Performer:</strong> I really think my big scene should be cut.",
+    "<strong>SM:</strong> Can we do that scene change again please?",
+    "<strong>LX designer:</strong> Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.",
+    "<strong>Electrics:</strong> All the equipment works perfectly.",
+    "<strong>Musicians:</strong> So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.",
+    "<strong>Wardrobe:</strong> Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?",
+    "<strong>Workshop:</strong> I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.",
+    "<strong>Performer:</strong> This costume is so comfortable.",
+    "<strong>Admin:</strong> The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.",
+    "<strong>Box Office:</strong> Comps? No problem.",
+    "<strong>Set Designer:</strong> You're right, it looks dreadful.",
+    "<strong>Flyman:</strong> No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.",
+    "<strong>Electrics:</strong> That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.",
+    "<strong>Crew:</strong> No, no, I'm sure that's our job.",
+    "<strong>SMgt:</strong> Thanks, but I don't drink",
+    "<strong>Performer:</strong> Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.",
+    "<strong>Chippie:</strong> I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.",
+    "<strong>Chippie:</strong> I prefer to use these little hand drills.",
+    "<strong>All:</strong> Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know."
 ]
 
 // Generate a random index into the array