// Define an array of strings
const neverSaid = [
"
ASM: | The Director liked all the props we got today. | ",
"PM: | Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific. | ",
"Chippie: | I don't know, let's look at the ground plan. | ",
"Set Designer: | Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper. | ",
"Sound: | Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them. | ",
"Director: | Sorry, my mistake. | ",
"Electrics: | This equipment is more complicated than we need. | ",
"Performer: | I really think my big scene should be cut. | ",
"SM: | Can we doo that scene change again please?",
" | LX designer: | Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called. | ",
"Electrics: | All the equipment works perfectly. | ",
"Musicians: | So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off. | ",
"Wardrobe: | Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?",
" | Workshop: | I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter. | ",
"Performer: | This costume is so comfortable. | ",
"Admin: | The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better. | ",
"Box Office: | Comps? No problem. | ",
"Set Designer: | You're right, it looks dreadful. | ",
"Flyman: | No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret. | ",
"Electrics: | That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault. | ",
"Crew: | No, no, I'm sure that's our job. | ",
"SMgt: | Thanks, but I don't drink",
" | Performer: | Let me stand down here with my back to the audience. | ",
"Chippie: | I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself. | ",
"Chippie: | I prefer to use these little hand drills. | ",
"All: | Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know. | "
]
// Generate a random index into the array
const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length);
// Use document.write to output the random string
document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]);