// Define an array of strings
const neverSaid = [
"ASM: The Director liked all the props we got today.",
"PM: Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.",
"Chippie: I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.",
"Set Designer: Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.",
"Sound: Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.",
"Director: Sorry, my mistake.",
"Electrics: This equipment is more complicated than we need.",
"Performer: I really think my big scene should be cut.",
"SM: Can we do that scene change again please?",
"LX designer: Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.",
"Electrics: All the equipment works perfectly.",
"Musicians: So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.",
"Wardrobe: Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?",
"Workshop: I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.",
"Performer: This costume is so comfortable.",
"Admin: The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.",
"Box Office: Comps? No problem.",
"Set Designer: You're right, it looks dreadful.",
"Flyman: No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.",
"Electrics: That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.",
"Crew: No, no, I'm sure that's our job.",
"SMgt: Thanks, but I don't drink",
"Performer: Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.",
"Chippie: I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.",
"Chippie: I prefer to use these little hand drills.",
"All: Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know."
]
// Generate a random index into the array
const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length);
// Use document.write to output the random string
document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]);